good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a lockerthe truth is out obama
"Sorry, I’m just not very good with violence…"
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
I will reblog this precious post every time I see it
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing