the life of a crazy bitch... you love me really ;)

that-fucking-lame-dude:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much

Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
Anonymous

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

image

!!!!!!

misplacedland:

rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

dangerhamster:

HIS DYING GIFT WAS TO GET JACK LAID

ULTIMATE BROS

sempiternal-heart:

ohmygodyou-areproposing:

when-fates-collide:

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:



I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

#her character didn’t exist and when she auditioned the creators were like#no you get your own character#do whatever you want#all of her shit was improv (via liarassideboob)

Rachel Wilson for president

Rachel Wilson

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here